Just earned myself an audible groan from the wife and had to shareContext: I take our puppy out for walks really early every morning.
Wife (very serious): “You need to be careful out there. It’s coyote mating season and they’re roaming around.”
Me: “Understood. I’ll do my best to be less attractive to the coyotes. 😁”
Wife: long pause … audible groan
I was so proud of myself :D
What type of bee sucks at flying?
Kobee
Yet another discussion about NSFW jokesTo the mods: I know this has been a hotly debated topic for many years, but I noticed that most posts discussing this fall back on personal opinion/taste/propriety to claim that NSFW jokes should be excluded from the community. However, I wanted to take a different approach and look from the holistic angle of how "Dad Joke" is generally understood across the internet, not just in this subreddit's description. I attempted to use non-biased and non-leading sites and google searches, to avoid cherry picked results.
Wikipedia for Dad Jokes:
A dad joke is a joke typically involving a pun, often presented as a one-liner or a question and answer. Generally inoffensive, dad jokes are told with sincere humorous intent or to provoke a negative "groaning" reaction to their overly simplistic humor. Dad jokes are so-called because they are stereotypically thought to be those a father figure would tell to a child.
Urban Dictionary for Dad Jokes (pulling excerpts from 2 of the top 4 results, as the other two don't address audience or clean/crude nature at all):
An indescribably cheesy and/or dumb joke made by a father to his children.
The Dad Joke is a pejorative term to describe a corny or predictable joke, typically a pun. Generally inoffensive, Dad Jokes are traditionally told by fathers among family, either with sincere humorous intent, or to intentionally provoke a negative reaction.
From TV Tropes, "So Unfunny It's Funny", referring to the character trope of those that make dad jokes:
A character or show whose jokes are so bad, and whose sense of humor is so trite, corny, and childish that — paradoxically — you can't help but laugh at it... In English slang, this type of joke is commonly called a "groaner" or "dad joke"
Old 2023 article describing the difference between puns and dad jokes. First result when googling "pun vs dad joke":
One defining characteristic of dad jokes is their inherent “uncoolness.” These jokes often embrace corniness and intentionally steer clear of modern trends or edgy humor.
The website PunCity specifically calls out that dad jokes must have "innocent subject matter" in their article on dad jokes vs puns. (Once again, a top google result when googling "pun vs dad joke.)
So hopefully this has shown that the broad consensus across the internet is that dad jokes are family-friendly.
As an additional point, the current stance of this subreddit is that redditors are free to up/downvote NSFW jokes according to taste, but I would appeal to the mods that the structure of reddit and its feeds means that many redditors arrive at a post not knowing what community they're even in, especially when there is overlap in the scope of several communities. Therefore a majority of the upvotes on NSFW jokes are NOT saying "this is a good DAD joke", and are instead just saying "lol". The sheer numbers pushed by algorithms means these uninformed votes will pretty much always outnunber any community members that take time to actually assess whether they think a particular post is a good DAD joke. This structure de-emphasizes the clean humor that potentially makes this community unique, instead making it feel closer to the spamming of edgy humor that defines many of the default subreddits, like AskReddit and Jokes. Perhaps I am overly optimistic, but I would guess that this community would have (even) better growth and retention if it was more unique, not less.
You meet a man on the Oregon Trail.His name is Terry.
You laugh and tell him "That's a girl name!"
Terry shoots you.
You have died of dissin' Terry.
Note: Not mine but I thought it was worth sharing.
I’ve got this awful disease where I can’t stop telling airport jokes.
My doctor says it’s terminal.
A chicken coop only has two doors.
If it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.
To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you…
You have my Word…
If you cut off your left arm...
Your right arm will be left
I asked a girl to go out with me but she said that my face looked like the back of a boat.
I didn’t reply, but I gave her a stern look.
Have you ever been to Engagement, Ohio?
Its halfway between Dayton and Marion.
I’m about to tell a joke about making sandwiches. Although I should warn you….
You mayo may not like it.
I'm using only fans right now and it's hot.
I'm waiting for a technician to get my air conditioner fixed
Last weekend I was invited by a female janitor to smoke some weed in her apartment.
I declined - I just can’t deal with high maintenance women.
My landlord says he needs to come talk to me about how high my heating bill is.
I told him, "My door is always open".
I had to start work yesterday at 9am but was an hour late. My boss told me I had to make up the time…
…so I told him it was 9am
I bought a pen that can write underwater.
It can write other words too.
Engineers have successfully made a car that can run on parsley.
They are now attempting to make trains that can run on thyme...
My wife’s a real stunner!
I’m regretting that taser I got her for Christmas .
Where do bad rainbows go?they go to prism.
luckily its a light sentence,
gives them time to reflect.
My new girlfriend works at the Zoo.
I think she is a keeper.
What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah Witness?
Someone who knocks on your door for no reason.
My wife saw me dress up as the brightest star in the sky and said
You can't be Sirius
A man places an ad : Wanted -- A Wifewithin a week he got hundreds of responses all the same:
You can have mine
What has ten toes but aren’t your feet?
MY feet.
Oregon Trail jokeYou are traveling along the Oregon trail.
You meet Terry, who’s a guy.
You laugh at Terry and tell him “Terry is a girls name”.
Terry shoots you.
You have died from “dissin’ Terry”.
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