Rofkar Computer Sciences

A guy took his date to prom…
When they arrived they had to wait in a very long line to get in. Once inside they waited in a line to use the restroom, they waited in line to get their pictures, waited in line to get on the dance floor, and waited in line to get some snacks. He went to get them something to drink and was surprised.

Much like this joke there was no punch line.

Scientists got bored after watching the Earth turn for 24 hours.
So they called it a day.

Dozens of people were involved in an altercation at at the nudist camp.
Police had never seen such naked aggression!

I tripped over my wife’s bra getting out of bed this morning….
I think it was a booby trap.

My daughter 11 year old daughter, being a smart ass, asked if she was adopted.
I said, "not yet."

I just got a new step ladder
I never knew my real ladder

I usually don't like dolphins, but I had a great conversation with one the other day
We just clicked

Why do vampires hate gambling?
They can't handle the stakes

Why do keyboards never sleep?
Because they have 2 shifts.

As Dad's where do we keep and organize our jokes?
In a dada base

My cousin just quit his job as a lawyer to become a dog breeder. It turns out...
He prefers Boxers over Briefs.

Just bought a new ladder!
It’s definitely a step up from my previous one

At the gas station
Yesterday morning I lucked out and was able to buy two boxes of ammo.

I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home, but stopped

at a gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was

filling up her car at the next pump.

As she walked past the truck to go pay for the gas, she glanced at the

two boxes of ammo, bent over and leaned in my passenger window,

and said in a sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, old fella.

Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?"

I thought for a few seconds and asked, "What kind of ammo 'ya got?"

I haven't seen her since.

If the Devil ever starts losing his hair...
...there will be Hell toupée

I was about to propose to my girlfriend
When my roommate Joseph barged into the garden out of nowhere, tripped, and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now I don't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let's say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries.

Joseph had gotten a big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those big cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend.

Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together, leaving me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could.

In conclusion, if it hadn't been for Joe with his cotton eye, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a snowman?
Frostbite

I want to tell you a joke about a girl who only eats plants
You have probably never heard of herbivore

Source (sskaden on insta )

I’m not a very good electrician.
People are shocked when they find out.

What’s a mathematical name for someone really good at driving a John Deer?
A protractor.

And like I told my wife; yes. I am very proud of this.

I asked the passenger next to me if they’d switch seats since I was flying with my family.
They declined.

So now I’m sitting with my family.

Me and my friend liked to finish each other's sentences when we were kids.
Now he wants me to visit him in prison.

I accidentally slipped on my wife's bra yesterday
It was a booby trap

On New Year’s Eve you must take a poop before midnight.
So you don’t cary the same shit into the new year . 😂😂😂😂

I wonder if Santa does well in small spaces…
Or if he’s Claus-trophobic.