Why are we still allowing adult jokes here?A dad joke is something you can tell a child. It's innocent and sometimes dumb, but is never adult in nature.
I know I'm not the first to say this, I keep seeing inappropriate jokes posted.
Edit: After the many replies, I now understand that my idea of a dad joke does not match this subs.
Thanks for educating me on the error of my ways.
I understand I was wrong. The message has been delivered loud and clear.
Can you all please just leave me alone now.
I made a mistake. I get it.
My kids asked why I brag about how amazing I used to be at Hide and Seek when I’m so terrible at it now.
Truth is… I peeked in high school.
What is the difference between an Indian restaurant and a Vietnamese restaurant?
Vietnamese restaurants are pho profit, Indian are naan profit.
Everyone knows about famous painter Bob Ross but few have heard about his brother
Albert who was famous for his 6 foot wingspan.
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My doctor said I should cut down on sodium.
But I always take his advice with a grain of salt.
Have you ever thought why you have never seen an elephant hiding in a tree?Have you ever thought why you’ve never seen an elephant hiding in a tree?
Because they’re really good at it.
And why do elephants paint their balls red?
To hide in cherry trees.
And what’s the loudest sound in the jungle?
A giraffe eating cherries out of cherry trees
Old McDonald had a Server Farm
A.I., A.I., O
I’m building a dating app for elderly people.
It’s called Carbon Dating.
What is the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?One looks at the family tree.
Other looks at the family bush.
Accordion to a recent survey,
inserting musical instruments into sentences goes largely unnoticed.
What do you call a Mexican Jedi that delivers babies?
OB Juan.
I didn’t sleep well last night so I made my coffee this morning with Red Bull instead of water.
I got half way to work before I realized I forgot my car.
An Air and Space museum opened up near me and it's just an empty warehouse.
I was disappointed at first but I can't really complain. Its exactly as described.
What did the football coach say to the vending machine
Give me my quarterback
5 ants rented an apartment with another 5 ants.
Now they're tenants
I just checked my home insurance, if my duvet gets stolen in the middle of the night...
I won't be covered.
Why do some ballet dancers become lawyers?
They passed their barre exam!
Why does the sun float?……because it’s so light!
This is an original I made up for my kids. They groaned
Did you know that there is a Scandinavian airline that is pretty stealthy when they fly?
Once they take off, they practically vanish into Finnair
What’s the difference between an Indian and Vietnamese restaurant?
One is Pho profit. The other is Naan profit.
A guy sits down at the bar and orders drink after drink.“Is everything okay pal?” the bartender asks.
“My wife and I got into a fight and she isn’t talking to me for a month!”
Trying to put a positive spin on things, the bartender says,
“Well, maybe that’s kind of a good thing. You know a little peace and quiet?”
“Yea. But today is the last day!”
With Easter on the way & some people about to enjoy hot cross buns, I wanted to send a health & safety warning about the aforementioned sweet treat.
I dropped my hot cross bun this week, trod on it & nearly electrocuted myself as the currants went up my leg.
why did the chicken cross the playground?
to get to the other slide
My math teacher said that I was an average student…
I told her that was mean
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