Why are we still allowing adult jokes here?A dad joke is something you can tell a child. It's innocent and sometimes dumb, but is never adult in nature.
I know I'm not the first to say this, I keep seeing inappropriate jokes posted.
Edit: After the many replies, I now understand that my idea of a dad joke does not match this subs.
Thanks for educating me on the error of my ways.
I understand I was wrong. The message has been delivered loud and clear.
Can you all please just leave me alone now.
I made a mistake. I get it.
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What is the difference between an Indian restaurant and a Vietnamese restaurant?
Vietnamese restaurants are pho profit, Indian are naan profit.
Everyone knows about famous painter Bob Ross but few have heard about his brother
Albert who was famous for his 6 foot wingspan.
I’m building a dating app for elderly people.
It’s called Carbon Dating.
Accordion to a recent survey,
inserting musical instruments into sentences goes largely unnoticed.
What is the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?One looks at the family tree.
Other looks at the family bush.
Why do some ballet dancers become lawyers?
They passed their barre exam!
What do you call a Mexican Jedi that delivers babies?
OB Juan.
I just checked my home insurance, if my duvet gets stolen in the middle of the night...
I won't be covered.
My math teacher said that I was an average student…
I told her that was mean
How does an alchemist please his wife?
Elixir
A guy sits down at the bar and orders drink after drink.“Is everything okay pal?” the bartender asks.
“My wife and I got into a fight and she isn’t talking to me for a month!”
Trying to put a positive spin on things, the bartender says,
“Well, maybe that’s kind of a good thing. You know a little peace and quiet?”
“Yea. But today is the last day!”
why did the chicken cross the playground?
to get to the other slide
Why does the sun float?……because it’s so light!
This is an original I made up for my kids. They groaned
Old McDonald had a Server Farm
A.I., A.I., O
What’s the difference between an Indian and Vietnamese restaurant?
One is Pho profit. The other is Naan profit.
What’s the best way to miss someone who’s passed away?
Gravely.
If you ever want to build a big ship to save animals from a flood, come to me.I Noah guy.
He's an arkitect.
Do you know how much a rainbow weights?
Not much, it's pretty light.
Reading jokes on this sub comforted me when I lost my dad last week.
They also helped after we found him.
I had to stop dating the tennis player.
Love meant nothing to her.
Did you hear about the rabbit who lost a race and had to drink a hot fish beverage?
It was a missed hopper tuna tea.
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Because it's MUCH easier than walking.
Its sad that we don’t manufacture anything in the UK anymoreI just noticed my car says “Built-in bluetooth”.
I don’t even know where that is
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